The Braver One

Be the other one.
The bigger one.
The bolder one. The braver one.
The one that calls back, that asks on dates, that makes the final choice, that finishes the milk, that uses all the eggs up for cakes then takes the blame, that shrinks the mates top or at least wears the least makeup innit. Be the boss. Cook your tea in the microwave (I mean your dinner)- the tea you bought from marks, pricey but always a winner. Do whatever you want- you can you know, you don't have to tell everyone that they are "looking well" when they aren't. Have the last chocolate, the one that eeryone wanted. Even if it's strawberry or coffee...or liquer...or out of date and has gone a bit white. Do draw a moustache on your face for work, or grin boldly with sticky gooey pudding on your teeth and laugh about it. Be the one that answers back.
Hurry up.
Say sorry.
Be the world changer, the room rearranger, the piss taker, the start over, the fall-asleeper-on-the-tuber-to-the-last-stopper and not get offer. Refuse to fake tan, don't wear "Vicky's gettin married, London chicks on the piss up 2011" top. Just don't wear it. Why would you do that?
Be the investigator, the mediator. Be never a traitor. What goes around and all that jazz.
Pay the bill, accept the predictable, learn an instrument- even if it's just the recorder.
Snore.
Wear boxers, shower in boiling water, change your mind. Do dress up at the fancy dress party and look wicked.
Say "shut up" and expect it back.
Butter and salt sandwhiches.
Never say never.
"yes your arse looks fucking mahoosive"
"sorry bout earlier I was a bit brash"
Dont save cash.
Take your top off at the beach, leave it on in pubs.
Have three courses and enjoy every bite.
Leave the restaurant.
Say "love" alot. Say "hate" less
Don't say "no"- Be the one that says "yes".
Crunch ice- slurp the smoothie.
Own up to having nits. I had them when I was little. It was rubbish.