Lets get fatty boom batty together

If I baked you a cake, for me will you eat it?
And if I made rocky road, with me will you share it?
And if we get fat, on our fatty boom batty- we can sit.
If I tell you a story will you tell me one too?
If I share a bad joke, will you pretend that its new?
If we can laugh loud together we will be one of a few.
If I write you a sweet song will you sing it sweetly?
And if I sing along will you laugh at me?
And if we are feeling brave can we try the harmony?
If I pour you a bath will you invite me in too?
If I wash your hair will you pass the shampoo?
And if I want bubbles please say its okay- with you.
If I buy you a Kinderegg- will you get me one too?
You'll get a little shit toy all shiny and new,
And if I get cool stickers I shall share them with you.
If I make our bed fluffy will you sleep in the sack?
If I give you a kind kiss will you kiss me back?
If I squeeze your hand will you squeeze mine to black?
If I want to get fit, will you come for a run?
If we go for a run, just don't stare at my bum
If you check out my bum I'll have to tease you some!
If I talk of the future will you dream of one too?
If I wanted a dog named The Dude will that do it for you?
And if I want to walk him- will you walk with us two?
If I go exploring will you travel with me?
And we'll venture from mountain, to wood, to sea and city.
If I want to explore will you help me roam free?
If I work all day will you meet me for dinner?
If I pay for your meal will you buy me ice cream? Winner!
If I choose chocolate will you share your vanilla?
If I stroke your ears will you purr like a cat?
If you purr I will know that you like it like that.
And if you like it like that we will never look back.
And if you like it like that we will never look back.