Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Sweet Mother Karma

Rudeboy: Hey how much is it to leave your coat?
Mia: Its free (smiles sweetly)
Rudeboy: Safe! Oi boys its free
Mia takes three heavy coats and goes to hang them up
Rudeboys: Ha check this out
Mia returns to find £1 from her tip tray missing- that was hers in the first place, and no boys
Mia: Wanker face, shit munchers
Mia goes into the cloakroom, and starts searching their pockets, pleased to find some loose change- takes a pound coin and places it triumphantly in tip tray.

One hour and fifteen minutes later...

Rudeboy: Alright
Mia: Can I have my pound back please? (smiles sweetly)
Rudeboy: Eh?
Mia: Can I have my pound back please?
Rudeboy: You're off your rocker mate
Mia: Well I have three Armarni coats in here for you, so I dont mind keeping them if you like?
Rudeboy: Fuck off.
Mia goes to get coats, dropping one on the floor, oops. Hands them back.
Mia: Bye...Wanker (smiles sweetly)

"The villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction."

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